Mom, Aiden Killt hisself!

Aiden: Noooo, I didn't killt myself.

Nobody don't likes a whiney butt

I'm gonna give you one more chance, Daddy. Then I'm gonna take you for a big time out. ... That's it, you come with me for a big time out. Now stay here. Stay, and no talking. Nobody don't likes a whiney butt.